求一篇初中水平的英语笑话,别太短也别太长要好笑些呵呵,要有准确中文解释

董渊文回答：

　　ItwasChristmasandthejudgewasinabenevolentmoodashequestionedtheprisoner."Whatareyouchargedwith?"heasked.

　　"Doingmychristmasshoppingearly,"repliedthedefendant.

　　"That'snooffense,"repliedthejudge,"Howearlywereyoudoingthisshopping?"

　　"Beforethestoreopened,"counteredtheprisoner.

　　采购过早

　　那天是圣诞节,法官在审讯犯人时也有点恻隐之心.“你为什么而被起诉?”他问.

　　“采购圣诞节物品过早.”被告答.

　　“这不算犯法,”法官回答,“你购物多早?”

　　在商店开门之前,“犯人应道.